PATER EST TESTUDO at the Scratch Theatre Bristol

My short monologue PATER EST TESTUDO will be performed by Scratch Theatre at the Greenbank Pub, Easton, Bristol on Tuesday, 10th June. It’s one of a series, each featuring a character interacting with a gravestone. Previous monologues have been performed at the Bolton, Octagon and the Cockpit, London. The title translates as Father is a tortoise, a reference to my legendary Latin teacher Mrs Galloway who once tried to make us sing Christmas carols… in Latin.

I have always loved writing monologues, inspired by Alan Bennett’s Talking Heads. I love the way the characters put themselves across, the stories emerging organically along the way.

For five years Gillian has secretly visited cemeteries, in search of graves with her missing daughter’s birthday in the forlorn hope of maintaining some kind of connection…

End Game at the Cheltenham Fringe

I have decided to produce my play End Game at the Cheltenham Fringe 2025. It’s a radio play, so the plan is to perform it script-in-hand, with some suitable sound effects, in the Green Room at Cheltenham Playhouse on 26th May.

I had pitched it to the Wireless Theatre Company back in January, but when Cheltenham Festival unexpectedly extended the submission deadline for the Fringe, I thought ‘What the hell?’ It’s all too easy submitting scripts to opportunities, but this is a chance to get a piece ‘up on its feet’ before an audience and as it will be performed script-in-hand, there will be less need for the actors to be ‘off book’. I plan to invite Wireless Theatre Company to come see it for themselves, plus any other independent radio producers I can get interested. Worst case, I get some feedback from an audience. Best case, a commission.

End Game is a retelling of the classic tale of the Wooden Horse of Troy, but with some dark twists, plus echoes of the politics of our own time:

Two miles from Troy, Odysseus dreams. Every night since the war began the exact same dream: Iphigineia, Agamemnon’s dead daughter offers him a plan for winning the war, a plan cunning enough to outwit even the legendary King Priam. Every night Odysseus turns her down, appalled by the cruelty her plan involves, the price he would have to pay to return home. But tonight is different. The hero Achilles is dead and with him all hope of military victory. Is Odysseus finally desperate enough to pay her price? More importantly, is he ready to accept who she really is, who he’s really been talking to all these years?

Bread on the BBC

Yet more exciting news: my radio play Bread will be broadcast on Adam Crowther’s Upload slot on the following times:
Thursday (13th March 2025) BBC Radio Gloucestershire & BBC Radio Wiltshire from 6pm
Saturday (15th March 2025) BBC Radio Gloucestershire, BBC Radio Wiltshire, BBC Radio Bristol and BBC Radio Somerset between 6-8pm. You can listen on your radio or via the free BBC Sounds app.

Bread is an everyday story of marriage, murder and fresh bread. It was recorded for (and broadcast on) Corinium Radio in 2015 so it’s great that it’s getting another shot in the limelight.

The cast are Jenny Carr, Grame Bruce Fletcher and Ian Kubiak,not forgetting the late, great Chloe of Midnight Storytellers.